A Wife’s Survival Fund 🐾

Hello, friends, family, and generous strangers on the internet.

I’m starting this because I have recently realized that being married to my husband and dealing with his nonsense all day is a full-time job with absolutely no PTO.

Every day, I wake up and bravely face the challenges ahead:

• The unnecessary commentary

• The questionable decisions

• The “I was just saying…” conversations

• The things he does that make me stare into the distance wondering where my life went

• And, of course, the daily husband nonsense that somehow never runs out. 😂

Unfortunately, coffee and deep breathing are no longer enough.

I am therefore raising funds to acquire emotional support animals who can provide the unconditional love, emotional stability, and nonjudgmental companionship that I desperately need while surviving another day of:

“Babe…”

followed by something that absolutely did NOT need to be said.

Funds raised will go toward food, veterinary care, toys, treats, beds, and anything else necessary to maintain my emotional support team.

Please consider donating. Every dollar brings me one step closer to having a fluffy therapist available 24/7.

If you cannot donate, sharing this fundraiser is greatly appreciated.

And to my husband:

This is your fault. ❤️😂

Thank you for supporting my journey toward emotional stability, one animal at a time. 🐶🐱🐾