:---) THIS FUNDRAISER IS SECRET! PLEASE DON'T TELL ROMAN IT EXISTS. :---)

The best day of the year is swiftly approaching. Yes, on May 1st, we all get to celebrate the existence of our good friend Roman Broberg! 

Roman had a coooool 25th year of life: they graduated from college summa cum laude, Had A Kick-Ass Summer, and moved to Philadelphia, the city they were born in!!! Many of you probably know about Roman's dream to run a tavern someday -- they've been getting mad restaurant experience here in Philly, preparing for that tavern dream.

Roman isn't having a birthday party this year and I sure don't have the brain cells to plan one for them (I'm in EMT school and about to direct a summer camp etc. etc.)..... but chances are you're still thinking about Roman's gorgeous face, admirable honestly, weird jokes, and even weirder culinary concoctions this spring. What to do? How to express your love for this unique creature?

Please join us, fellow friends of Roman Broberg, in purchasing a Nintendo Switch (plus Mario Kart 8 lol) as the ultimate birthday gift. Roman has probably talked about getting a Switch, like, once a week since it was released. No joke. But it's kind of just never the right time to drop $300... if you know Roman, you know there's always a lot going on. That's why we should all get it for Roman together as a way of saying "hey, happy birthday, we care about you SO MUCH, and we're totally prepared to hear you only talk about the Nintendo fucking Switch for an unpredictably long period of time."

Anything you write in your donation comment will be copied & pasted into a big-ass birthday card that I will be making for Roman. If you want to write something more private in the card, you can send it to me via email / instagram instead! If you don't have the funds to donate, that's totally fine, PLEASE write Roman a message for the card anyway!!!

I can't wait to see the look on Roman's face on May 1st when they learn about this. Thanks, friends. I love you all, and Roman does too!!! <3

~ Reed Clovis.