We are asking for donations so friends and family can help old and decrepit Seniors have an enjoyable meal together quarterly in order for them to feel valued by sharing lies about life and business successes. These guys have worked all their lives and just need a good meal every once in awhile to save their sanity.

$10-$20 per month membership dues are requested. Failure to pay consistently will pretty much guarantee you will be "talked about" at our next lunch event!

WARNING: Conversations may be deemed by others to be inappropriate in nature since it will involve some Political opinions, fowl language and a few white lies that are very easily recognized. Those with facial hair and those clean shaven are welcome!